social distancing

HUGS ARE THE FIRST ones to go. Kisses will be reserved for the ones you’ll die for. Flying smooches, as airborne as they could possibly take off, must land 3 meters away. Handshakes will smell like 70% isopropyl alcohol and 30% trust. The list goes on, you know. Fist bumps will lose their, errrmm, bumps. High fives will now leave you high and dry. Saying “I love yous” will be muffled, coming from behind masks. Asking someone sick to “go… Read More »Rx: Social Distancing